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The title they went with Security Zone; Portland Rose Festival on Willamette River Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close part of the Willamette River for the Portland Rose Festival


The Coast Guard will create a temporary security zone on the Willamette River in Portland, Oregon. This zone will be in effect for six days during the 2026 Portland Rose Festival. No boats or people can enter this area without permission.
This is a routine, temporary closure for a specific event. It means that for a few days, boat traffic on a section of the Willamette River will be restricted. This happens every year for the Rose Festival, ensuring safety during the event.
Watch for the next annual announcement of the Portland Rose Festival security zone, which typically follows the same pattern and duration.

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