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The title they went with Safety Zone; Monongahela River MM 68-68.5, Rices Landing, PA Noisy translates that to

A half-mile of the Monongahela River will be closed for fireworks next July 4th


The Coast Guard is creating a temporary safety zone on a half-mile stretch of the Monongahela River in Rices Landing, PA. This means no boats or people will be allowed in that area during the fireworks display on July 4, 2025.
Every year, local events like fireworks displays require temporary closures of public waterways. These small, routine regulatory actions ensure public safety for specific, short-term activities. They are a constant, low-level administrative overhead for local authorities and the Coast Guard.
Watch for the annual recurrence of similar safety zone notices for local events in the same area next year.

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