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The title they went with Overhaul of Starter Generators for U.S. Coast Guard Aircraft HC-144 Noisy translates that to

US Coast Guard buys routine aircraft engine parts


The US Coast Guard awarded a contract to overhaul starter generators for its HC-144 aircraft. This means the planes will continue to operate with standard maintenance.
This is a standard contract for maintaining existing military equipment. It ensures the Coast Guard's current fleet remains operational without introducing new capabilities or changing how maintenance is performed.
No specific future event will follow from this routine maintenance contract.

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