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Federal Register · April 21, 2026
The title they went with Security Zone; National Football League Draft, Ohio River, Allegheny River, Monongahela River, Pittsburgh PA Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close parts of Pittsburgh's rivers for the NFL Draft

What happened
The Coast Guard is creating a temporary security zone on the Ohio, Allegheny, and Monongahela Rivers in Pittsburgh. This means no boats or people can enter these areas without special permission during the National Football League Draft.
Why it matters
The Coast Guard regularly establishes temporary security zones for major public events, often in urban waterways. These zones restrict public access to specific areas, shifting the burden of security from event organizers to federal agencies. It shows how even non-maritime events can trigger federal control over public infrastructure.
The signal
Observe how local businesses and residents are notified and whether there are any public complaints about restricted access during the event.
If you insist
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