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Federal Register · July 13, 2026
The title they went with Safety Zone; Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal, Chicago, IL Noisy translates that to

Chicago shipping canal closes for electric fish barrier testing

What happened
The US Coast Guard will temporarily close a section of the Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal. No boats can enter that area for several days in July 2026 while an electric fish barrier is tested.
Why it matters
The Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal is a major waterway for shipping and recreation. This rule means all vessel traffic will stop in a specific section for a few days in 2026. It is a small, administrative step in a larger project to control invasive species like Asian carp.
The signal
Watch whether the electric fish barrier testing proceeds on schedule in July 2026, or if the Coast Guard announces delays or further closures.
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