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Federal Register · July 13, 2026
The title they went with Safety Zone; Fireworks Display, Columbia River, Cascade Locks, OR Noisy translates that to

A section of the Columbia River will be off-limits for a 2026 fireworks show

What happened
The Coast Guard proposes a temporary restriction on boats in a section of the Columbia River. This means vessels cannot enter a specific area during a fireworks display in September 2026.
Why it matters
The Coast Guard regularly sets aside temporary river zones for public events. This ensures boats and people stay clear of hazards during a fireworks display. It is a standard procedure for managing public safety on navigable waterways.
The signal
Watch for the actual fireworks display on September 19, 2026, to confirm the zone was enforced.
If you insist
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