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Federal Register · September 19, 2025
The title they went with Special Local Regulation; Clinch River, Oak Ridge, TN Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close a Tennessee river for a boat race in 2025

What happened
The Coast Guard plans to temporarily close a section of the Clinch River in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. This closure is for a regatta scheduled for December 12-13, 2025. During this time, no one can enter the regulated area without permission from the Coast Guard.
Why it matters
This is a routine, temporary closure for a specific event. It does not change any long-term rules about river access or use. The Coast Guard regularly issues these special local regulations to ensure safety during events on navigable waters.
The signal
There is nothing specific to watch here, as this is a standard, temporary regulatory action.
If you insist
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