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The Coast Guard will block a section of the Willamette River for fireworks displays


The Coast Guard is creating a temporary safety zone on the Willamette River. This zone will keep people and boats away from fireworks displays on two specific dates in May 2026.
This is a routine safety measure for public events on waterways. It means that anyone planning to use that section of the river on those dates will need to find an alternate route or get special permission. It ensures public safety during planned events.
Watch for similar temporary safety zones to be announced for other public events on navigable waterways, as this is standard procedure.

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