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Federal Register · June 11, 2026
The title they went with Safety Zones; Annual Events in the Captain of the Port Detroit Zone Noisy translates that to

Coast Guard announces 2026 fireworks safety zone for Toledo

What happened
The Coast Guard will close a section of the Maumee River in Toledo, Ohio. This will happen for 90 minutes on July 4, 2026, during the city's fireworks display.
Why it matters
This is a routine safety measure. The Coast Guard regularly establishes temporary zones to protect people and property during public events on navigable waterways. This rule does not change how the Coast Guard operates or how such zones are approved.
The signal
There is nothing to watch. This is a one-time, temporary restriction for a specific event.
If you insist
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