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The title they went with Safety Zone; Lake Michigan, Chicago, IL Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard closes part of Lake Michigan for a bicycle race


The Coast Guard is temporarily closing a section of Lake Michigan near Chicago. This means boats and people cannot enter the designated area during a tandem bicycle race on a floating course.
This rule is a routine application of existing authority to ensure safety for a specific event. It does not change how the Coast Guard operates or how waterways are managed in the long term. The temporary restriction will lift once the event concludes.
The safety zone will be removed once the bicycle race on the floating course is complete.

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