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The title they went with Safety Zone; Lake of the Ozarks Fireworks Display, MM 0.2, Lake of the Ozarks, MO Noisy translates that to

A small part of the Lake of the Ozarks is now off-limits for fireworks


The Coast Guard is temporarily closing a 500-foot section of the Lake of the Ozarks. This is to keep people and boats safe during a fireworks display.
This is a routine safety measure for a specific event. It means that for a few hours, boaters will need to avoid a small, clearly marked area. It does not change any long-term rules for the lake or for fireworks displays in general.
There is nothing to watch here; this is a one-off event.

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