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The title they went with Safety Zone; James River, Richmond, VA Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close a section of the James River for a fireworks display


The Coast Guard plans to create a temporary safety zone on a part of the James River in Richmond, Virginia. This zone will keep people and boats away from a fireworks display.
This is a routine safety measure for a public event. It temporarily restricts access to a specific waterway to prevent accidents during a fireworks show. These types of temporary closures happen frequently for various events on navigable waters.
The safety zone will be in effect only for the duration of the fireworks display, and then normal access will resume.

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