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Federal Register · December 11, 2025
The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Marine Events Within the Coast Guard Southwest District Noisy translates that to

Coast Guard will enforce existing rules for December 2025 boat parades

What happened
The Coast Guard will enforce special local regulations for recurring marine events in the Los Angeles-Long Beach area in December 2025. This means that during these events, all vessels in the regulated areas must follow directions from Coast Guard patrol vessels.
Why it matters
This document is a routine notice that the Coast Guard will enforce existing safety rules for specific marine events. It does not introduce new regulations or change how the Coast Guard operates. It simply confirms that current rules will be applied to ensure safety during these recurring events.
The signal
There is no specific future event to watch beyond the uneventful enforcement of these regulations during the specified marine events.
If you insist
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