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Federal Register · December 8, 2025
The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Marine Events Within the Southeast Coast Guard District Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close San Juan Harbor for a Christmas boat parade in 2025

What happened
The Coast Guard will enforce a special local regulation for the San Juan Harbor Christmas Boat Parade on December 13, 2025. This rule will close a specific area of the harbor to all unauthorized vessels to ensure safety during the event.
Why it matters
This is a routine safety measure for a specific event. It means that for a few hours on one day, boaters in San Juan Harbor will need to follow Coast Guard instructions or stay out of the designated area. It does not change any long-term rules for navigation or event planning.
The signal
There is no specific future event to watch; this is a one-off enforcement action for a recurring event.
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