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The title they went with Special Local Regulation; York River, Yorktown, VA Noisy translates that to

A stretch of the York River is closed for a boat race, again


The Coast Guard is temporarily closing a section of the York River in Yorktown, Virginia. This means no boats or people can enter that area during an annual high-speed boat race, unless they have special permission.
Every year, the Coast Guard issues these temporary rules for events like boat races. They are small, local changes that keep people safe during specific activities. This particular rule is a routine update for an annual event.
Watch for the specific dates and times the regulation is enforced each year, as these can shift slightly.

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