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Federal Register · May 26, 2026
The title they went with Safety Zones; Annual Events Requiring Safety Zones in the Captain of the Port Lake Michigan Zone Noisy translates that to

Coast Guard announces temporary safety zones for fireworks shows in 2026

What happened
The US Coast Guard will create temporary safety zones in Lake Michigan for fireworks and drone shows in 2026. This means boats and people cannot enter specific areas of the lake on certain dates.
Why it matters
This document is a routine announcement of temporary safety measures for scheduled events. It does not change any underlying rules, costs, or infrastructure. The Coast Guard regularly establishes such zones to protect the public during events.
The signal
There is nothing new to watch here. The safety zones will be enforced as planned for the specific dates in 2026.
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