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Coast Guard will block boat traffic for a race in Clearwater, Florida


The Coast Guard will enforce a special local regulation for a boat race in Clearwater, Florida, on September 27 and 28, 2025. This means all vessels in the regulated area must follow directions from the Coast Guard during those two days.
These small, recurring regulations are how the Coast Guard manages safety for specific events on US waterways. Each one temporarily changes who controls a piece of water. For two days, the Coast Guard will have full authority over a section of Clearwater's navigable waters.
Watch for similar notices for other recurring marine events in the Sector St. Petersburg zone, as these rules are often renewed annually.

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