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Federal Register · August 13, 2025
The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Marine Events Within the USCG East District (Formerly USCG District 5); Bay Bridge Paddle Noisy translates that to

A small stretch of the Chesapeake Bay will be closed for a paddle race

What happened
The Coast Guard will close a section of the Chesapeake Bay near the Bay Bridge on September 14, 2025. This closure is for a paddle race and aims to keep people safe on the water.
Why it matters
This is a routine safety measure for a specific event. It means boaters will need to avoid a particular area of the bay for a few hours on one day. These types of temporary closures happen regularly for marine events.
The signal
There is nothing specific to watch for beyond the event itself, as this is a standard, temporary regulation.
If you insist
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