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The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Women Swimmin' for Hospicare Eastern Great Lakes COTP Zone Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close part of a New York lake for a charity swim next year


The Coast Guard will enforce special local regulations for a charity swimming event in Ithaca, New York, on August 9, 2025. This means vessels in a specific area of Cayuga Lake must follow directions from Coast Guard patrols during the event.
Every year, the Coast Guard issues hundreds of these temporary rules for events on navigable waterways. They are a routine part of managing public safety on the water. This particular rule is for a charity swim, which means it is a recurring event that requires annual approval.
Watch for the same regulation to be re-issued for the Women Swimmin' for Hospicare event in subsequent years, indicating its continued status as a recurring event.

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