The world is being quietly rearranged by people who write very long documents.


The title they went with Safety Zone; Charles River, Boston, MA. Noisy translates that to

Boston's Charles River will have a new no-go zone for eight years


The Coast Guard plans to create a new restricted area on the Charles River in Boston. This zone will keep boats and people away from a bridge replacement project that will last for about eight years.
Bridge construction projects often create temporary hazards, but an eight-year safety zone is a long time for a busy urban waterway. This means boaters, tour operators, and recreational users will have to navigate around a new, long-term obstacle. It also sets a precedent for how long such restrictions can last in major cities.
Watch for public comments on the proposed rule to see how local businesses and recreational groups react to the long-term restriction.

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