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Federal Register · December 11, 2025
The title they went with Schedules of Controlled Substances: Placement of CUMYL-PEGACLONE in Schedule I Noisy translates that to

A synthetic cannabinoid is now permanently illegal in the US

What happened
The US Drug Enforcement Administration is making a temporary ban on the synthetic drug CUMYL-PEGACLONE permanent. This means anyone who makes, sells, or possesses the drug will face the same criminal penalties as for other Schedule I controlled substances.
Why it matters
The US government often uses temporary bans to control new synthetic drugs as they appear. This action locks in the legal status of CUMYL-PEGACLONE, ensuring it remains illegal under federal law. It also helps the US meet its international obligations under a global drug control treaty.
The signal
Watch for similar permanent scheduling actions on other temporarily banned synthetic drugs, as the DEA continues to respond to new substances appearing on the market.
If you insist
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