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Federal Register · May 13, 2026
The title they went with Special Local Regulation; St. Mary's River, St. George's Creek, Piney Point, MD Noisy translates that to

A small part of the St. Mary's River will be closed for two days in 2026

What happened
The Coast Guard is temporarily closing a section of the St. Mary's River in Maryland. This closure is for a high-speed power boat demonstration event scheduled for two days in June 2026.
Why it matters
This is a routine, temporary closure for a specific event. It does not change any long-term rules about river access or boat operations. It simply ensures public safety during a planned demonstration.
The signal
There is nothing to watch here; this is a one-off event with no lasting implications.
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