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Federal Register · June 1, 2026
The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Marine Events Within the USCG East District-Cape May, NJ Noisy translates that to

Coast Guard restricts water for a paddle event in 2026

What happened
The Coast Guard will temporarily restrict a section of water near Cape May, New Jersey. This means boats will need permission to enter the area during a paddle event on June 28, 2026.
Why it matters
This is a routine safety measure for a specific marine event. It ensures that participants in the "Around the Island Paddle" can navigate safely without interference from other vessels. It does not change how the Coast Guard generally regulates waterways or marine events.
The signal
There is nothing to watch for beyond the event itself, as this is a standard, temporary safety enforcement.
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