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Federal Register · May 9, 2025
The title they went with Safety Zone; Fireworks Displays Within the Fifth Coast Guard District; The Wharf, Washington, DC Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will block boats from a fireworks display in Washington, DC

What happened
The Coast Guard is creating a temporary "safety zone" on the Potomac River for a fireworks show. During the event, no vessels can enter or pass through this area without special permission.
Why it matters
This is a routine safety measure for public events on navigable waterways. It means boaters need to be aware of temporary restrictions when fireworks displays are planned in their area. These zones ensure public safety by keeping vessels clear of potential hazards during events.
The signal
Look for similar safety zone announcements in the Federal Register whenever major public events are planned near navigable waters.
If you insist
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