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The title they went with Drawbridge Operation Regulation; Newark Bay, Between the City of Newark and City of Bayonne, NJ Noisy translates that to

A New Jersey drawbridge will stay open longer, testing if ships can wait


The US Coast Guard is temporarily changing the operating schedule for the Lehigh Valley Drawbridge in Newark Bay. For the next few months, the bridge will stay closed to ship traffic for longer periods, opening less frequently than before.
Drawbridges are a constant point of friction between road traffic and ship traffic. This temporary change tests whether ships can adapt to a less frequent opening schedule without major disruption. If it works, it means fewer traffic jams for cars and trucks crossing the bridge.
Watch for public comments from shipping companies or local commuters during the test period, which will indicate if the change causes significant delays for either group.

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