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Federal Register · May 12, 2025
The title they went with Special Local Regulation; Allegheny River Mile Marker 20.5-21.5, Creighton, PA Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close a mile of the Allegheny River for two days next year

What happened
The Coast Guard is proposing to temporarily close a one-mile stretch of the Allegheny River in Creighton, Pennsylvania. This closure will ensure safety during a powerboat race scheduled for June 7-8, 2025.
Why it matters
This is a routine safety measure for a specific event. The Coast Guard regularly issues these temporary rules to manage waterways during public events like races or fireworks displays. It ensures that recreational and commercial traffic does not interfere with planned activities, preventing accidents.
The signal
Watch for the final rule to be published, which will confirm the exact dates and times of the closure.
If you insist
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