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Federal Register · August 4, 2025
The title they went with Safety Zone; Lake Michigan, Sheboygan, WI Noisy translates that to

A small part of Lake Michigan is temporarily closed for a boat race

What happened
The Coast Guard has temporarily closed a section of Lake Michigan near Sheboygan, Wisconsin. This closure is to protect people and boats during a high-speed boat race.
Why it matters
This is a routine, temporary closure for a specific event. It does not change any long-term rules about how Lake Michigan is used or managed. It simply ensures safety for a few hours during a planned activity.
The signal
The safety zone will be lifted once the boat race concludes, returning the waters to normal public access.
If you insist
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