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The title they went with Special Local Regulation; Ohio River, Cincinnati, OH Noisy translates that to

The Ohio River will close for a triathlon in Cincinnati next year


The Coast Guard is temporarily closing a section of the Ohio River in Cincinnati. This means boats cannot enter a specific half-mile stretch of the river on June 22, 2025, for a triathlon event.
Every year, hundreds of temporary closures like this one are issued for various events, from boat races to fireworks displays. These small, local rules are how federal agencies manage public waterways, ensuring safety for both event participants and regular river traffic. They are a routine part of how public spaces are allocated for specific uses.
Watch for similar temporary closures in other navigable waterways as local events are planned for the coming year.

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