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The title they went with Special Local Regulation; Elizabeth River, Western Branch, Portsmouth, VA Noisy translates that to

A stretch of the Elizabeth River is closed for a boat race


The Coast Guard is temporarily closing a section of the Elizabeth River in Portsmouth, Virginia. This means no boats or people can enter the area without special permission during a high-speed boat race.
Local waterways are often used for recreational events, which sometimes requires temporary restrictions on public access. These small, temporary closures are routine for safety during events like boat races or fireworks displays. They show how federal agencies manage public access to navigable waters for specific, short-term purposes.
Watch for similar temporary closures in other navigable waters when local events are planned, and how long these restrictions typically last.

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