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The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Marine Events Within the Eleventh Coast Guard District Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close a California bay for a boat parade


The Coast Guard will temporarily close parts of Mission Bay, California, for a boat parade in December. During the event, no one can enter, cross, or anchor in the regulated area without permission.
This is a routine safety measure for a local event. It shows how the Coast Guard manages waterways for public safety during planned activities. These small, temporary closures are common and ensure that recreational events do not interfere with general navigation or create hazards.
Watch for similar notices for other local events in coastal areas, which are issued regularly to manage waterway use.

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