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The US government is buying automated chemistry equipment for its labs


The US government awarded a contract to Abbott Laboratories for automated chemistry equipment. This means federal labs will use more machines to run chemical tests.
Government labs often set standards for how other labs operate. When they invest in automation, it signals a shift towards more standardized, high-throughput testing across the board. This can make research faster and more consistent, but it also means fewer jobs for people doing manual lab work.
Watch for similar contracts from other federal agencies or state governments, which would indicate a broader push for lab automation.

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