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The title they went with Safety Zone; Albemarle and Chesapeake Canal, Chesapeake, VA Noisy translates that to

A Virginia canal closes to boats for blank cannon fire


The Coast Guard is temporarily closing a section of the Albemarle and Chesapeake Canal in Virginia. No boats or people can enter this area without special permission, because of an event involving blank cannon fire.
The Coast Guard routinely issues temporary rules like this one to manage safety for specific events. This particular closure protects people and vessels from the hazards of blank cannon fire during an unspecified event near a bridge.
Watch for the specific dates and times of the closure, which will be announced locally.

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