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Federal Register · August 19, 2025
The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Marine Events Within the USCG East District (Formerly USCG District 5); Waterman's Triathlon Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close a Maryland waterway for a triathlon in 2025

What happened
The Coast Guard will enforce a special local regulation for the Waterman's Triathlon in Rock Hall, MD, from September 27 to September 28, 2025. This means vessels in that area must follow directions from the Coast Guard during the event.
Why it matters
This document is a routine notice about a temporary waterway closure for a specific event. It does not change any underlying rules, costs, or liabilities for any class of actor beyond the immediate event participants and local boaters. It is a standard operational procedure for ensuring safety during marine events.
The signal
There is nothing specific to watch for beyond the event occurring as planned.
If you insist
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