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The title they went with Safety Zone; Beaufort River, Beaufort, SC Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will temporarily close a section of the Beaufort River for fireworks


The Coast Guard is creating a temporary safety zone in the Beaufort River for a fireworks display. This means no vessels or people can enter a 150-yard radius around the fireworks barge without special permission.
This is a routine, temporary measure. It ensures public safety during an event that involves explosives over water. The Coast Guard regularly establishes these zones for various marine activities, from races to construction.
This safety zone will expire after the fireworks display, and the river will return to normal access.

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