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The title they went with Safety Zones; Fireworks Displays in the USCG East District Noisy translates that to

Boats must now avoid specific river sections during annual fireworks


The Coast Guard has officially designated new or updated safety zones for four annual fireworks displays in Virginia rivers. This means boats must stay out of these specific river sections during the fireworks, which happen every year.
The Coast Guard regularly updates its rules to reflect ongoing events and ensure public safety. This document formalizes safety zones for specific, recurring fireworks displays. It means local event organizers and boaters now have clear, legally binding instructions for these annual events.
Watch for any local news reports about boats violating these new zones, which would indicate the rules are not well-communicated.

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