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The title they went with Safety Zones; Fireworks Displays in the USCG East District (Formerly the Fifth Coast Guard District)-Beach Haven, NJ Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will block boats from a fireworks show in Little Egg Harbor, NJ


The Coast Guard is creating a temporary safety zone in Little Egg Harbor, New Jersey. This zone will keep boats away from a barge-based fireworks display.
Every year, the Coast Guard issues these temporary rules for specific events like fireworks or boat races. They are routine, but they show how local authorities manage public safety on waterways. These small, specific rules add up to a continuous effort to prevent accidents during recreational activities.
Watch for similar notices for other summer events, which will confirm this is a standard, recurring safety measure.

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