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The title they went with Safety Zones; Fireworks Displays in the Fifth Coast Guard District, Ocean City, NJ Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close a part of the ocean for fireworks in Ocean City, NJ


The Coast Guard will enforce a temporary safety zone in Ocean City, New Jersey, for a fireworks display. This means all vessels must follow directions from Coast Guard patrols in the designated area during the event.
This document is a routine, temporary closure of a small section of navigable water for a specific event. It does not change any long-term rules, costs, or liabilities for any class of actor. It is a standard operational procedure for public safety.
This is a one-off event, so there is nothing to watch for beyond its successful completion.

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