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The title they went with Safety Zone; Ohio River, Pittsburgh, PA Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will temporarily close a section of the Ohio River for overhead wire installation


The Coast Guard plans to create a temporary safety zone on the Ohio River near Pittsburgh. This will close a one-mile section of the river to all traffic while workers install new overhead power lines.
This is a routine safety measure for a specific construction project. It means river traffic will be rerouted or paused for a short time in this area. These temporary closures are common for infrastructure work over navigable waterways.
Watch for the final rule to be published, which will specify the exact dates and times of the closure.

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