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The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Marine Events Within the Southeast Coast Guard District Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will block a river for an Ironman race in Georgia next year


The Coast Guard will enforce a special local regulation for the Ironman Triathlon in Augusta, Georgia, on September 28, 2025. This means no boats or people can enter a specific part of the Savannah River during the event without Coast Guard permission.
This is a routine, temporary regulation for a specific event. It ensures safety for participants in the water during the triathlon. It does not change any long-term rules for waterway use or navigation.
There is nothing specific to watch for beyond the event itself, as this is a one-off, temporary restriction.

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