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Federal Register · June 24, 2025
The title they went with Safety Zones; Annual Events in the Captain of the Port Eastern Great Lakes Zone Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close parts of the Great Lakes for July 2025 boat races

What happened
The Coast Guard will enforce multiple "safety zones" in the Eastern Great Lakes during July 2025. This means no boats or people can enter these areas without permission during specific marine events.
Why it matters
Every year, the Coast Guard issues these rules to keep people safe during boat races and other events. These specific rules for July 2025 are part of the routine process. They ensure that event organizers can plan without unexpected disruptions, and that the public knows which areas will be restricted.
The signal
Watch for the specific dates and times these zones will be enforced, as they will affect local boat traffic and recreational activities.
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