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Federal Register · September 4, 2025
The title they went with Special Local Regulations; Marine Events Within the Captain of the Port of Charleston Noisy translates that to

The Coast Guard will close a Charleston waterway for a swim race in 2025

What happened
The Coast Guard will enforce special local regulations for the Swim Around Charleston event on September 14, 2025. This means vessels in a specific area of Charleston, SC, must follow directions from Coast Guard patrols during the event.
Why it matters
This is a routine administrative action. The Coast Guard regularly issues these notices to ensure safety during marine events. It does not change any underlying rules or procedures for waterway use or event permitting.
The signal
There is nothing specific to watch for; this is a standard, recurring regulatory notice.
If you insist
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